Inspired by my pal Jamal's latest blog entry (and because I have nothing much to blog about lately), I present to you ten things you don't know about me. Probably. Unless you're my friend in real life, then you either know them all or else know if I'm lying right now. Or both.
10- I have benchpressed over 300 lbs. Just not as many times as my two brothers.
9- I'm a middle child and can confirm that "middle child syndrome" is very real indeed. Not that I grew up desperately crying out for attention or anything...
8- I once faxed a letter to the president of the greatest soft drink company ever, Pepsi. A week later, his secretary sent me a T-shirt and other Pepsi gear because my letter made him laugh. I didn't know how to use a fax machine at the time so Rob sent it out for me. I shared none of my Pepsi loot as thanks.
7- I can juggle.
6- I know a lot of different ways to break your arm or choke you out. Just not as many as Mister Ninja.
5- I love me some Cheesecake.
4- When I was three years old, I decided I wanted to be a comic book artist when I grew up. When I was twenty-three, I became a professional comic book artist.
3- I never know what to say to people so I make supposedly witty comments instead. Except they're seldom as witty as I think.
2- I have a slight lisp which I'm ridiculouthly thelf consciouth about.
1- My middle name is Christian.